Anonymous asked: theres a guy in chem nd all I want to do is ride his dick When I told my frien she said I was a hoe... Yea but I kinna want to ride it? Am I a hoe?
I don’t know maybe, but like what is she better than you? Like she’s never thought of dick? Like she’s a perfect angel who never disobeys her parents and brushes her teeth and is always home by 8:30? Tell her to shut her fuckin dick holster.
Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and they laughed. So I took my pocket knife out of my bag and said, “I will slash your fucking tires” and they did not laugh
after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me
I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE
*throws down gauntlet*
Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.
Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture.
Why have I been staring at this for 5 minutes?
do you know how awesome this is.